WHY DON'T BEES USE CELL PHONES?
They don't have the "minutes."
WHY DID GOD INVENT THE TRIANGLE?
She didn't have a choice, didn't she?
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO SCARE AN ORPHAN?
Tell him a secret.
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A GERMAN IS LYING?
His laundry is in the oven.
WHY DID THE PREACHER EMAIL THE JUDGE?
He ran out of quarters.
WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO CATCH A SHARK?
During "prime time."
WHAT DID THE BUTCHER GIVE THE MAILMAN?
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THE PRESIDENT IS LYING?
He's looking at you, Rumsfeld.